Cows will rule the world.
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As far as European privacy is concerned, Google (the blogger host) probably scrapes all sorts of data about you, but I don't really have access to what they take or how they use it, so ask them.
email labhampster@gmail.com, but replace hampster with the arctic rodent after which this blog is named.
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6 comments:
Those devious cows! I always knew they were up to something - just like in Farside.
Haha Silver Fox, that's what I thought of too.
I've warned the world of this very fact! See http://geotripper.blogspot.com/2008/11/domestic-mammals-in-field.html. I didn't know how they were gonna do it, but now I know!
Finally, a flow chart I can understand. Do you suppose there's such a thing as a cow tipping point?
I have a former prof that was convinced that crabs would take over the world, because their "opposible thumb" (sp.?) would allow them to hold weapons, writing implements, etc..
But then I guess the cows could just step on the crabs to settle that point.
Cows with Guns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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