Friday, November 14, 2008

Movember

Movember (The Month formerly known as November) is dedicated to raising awareness and funds for men's health issues. Specifically, prostate cancer and depression. As with many activist causes, this is done by horrifying people. We horrify people by growing hideous mustaches. According to the rules, one is supposed to start clean-shaven, and grow from there. But I was never much good at following rules. So I'm taking the opposite approach, and generating a mostache by subtraction, starting with a full beard. Please give generously. If I can show up to job interviews like this, you can spare a fiver. All donations over $2 are tax deductible.

2 comments:

McMoots said...

How much do we have to shell out before you make the horrifying facial hair go away?

C W Magee said...

Maybe I should sell off the clearcutting rights on a per cm^2 basis.