Sometimes, being dyslexic can be fun. The following cartoon illustrates how I once misread the title of Lawrence Grossman’s 1972 Geochimica et Cosmochimica Acta paper:
I'm a geochemist. In the past ten years I've fixed mass spectrometers, blasted sapphires with a laser beam, explored for uranium in a nature reserve, and measured growth patterns in fish ears, and helped design the next generation of the world's most advanced ion probe. My main interest is in-situ mass spectrometry, but I have a soft spot in my heart for thermodynamics, drillers, and cosmochemistry.