Trace elemental analysis of a big night out

SAMPLE	Mo	Zr	Sr	Rb	Pb	As	Zn	Fe	Mn	Cr	Ti
brown beer bottle	<LOD	62	124	24	28	<LOD	<LOD	1534	<LOD	563	251
green beer bottle	<LOD	57	57	30	<LOD	<LOD	<LOD	2483	126	1298	99
brown beer bottle	<LOD	70	121	23	19	<LOD	<LOD	1834	<LOD	455	145
fancy wine glass	<LOD	94	28	136	52603	7262	<LOD	<LOD	<LOD	101	79
green wine bottle	<LOD	70	89	24	16	<LOD	<LOD	1329	<LOD	911	156
clear Southern Comfort bottle	<LOD	444	107	<LOD	<LOD	<LOD	<LOD	303	<LOD	<LOD	244
white porcelain (Ooops!)	527.8	32512	85	154	78	52	110480	878	<LOD	150	545

all units ppm (mg/kg).

Thoughts:
When drinking from fancy wine glasses, it is imperative to chug your wine before it can leach anything out of the glass.

On a related note, if you break such a glass, DON'T RECYCLE IT! High lead glasses are fairly harmless if they sit empty most of the time, but if they come back as vinegar or baby food bottles?

U/Pb geochronologists of a certain flavour like to laud zircon as the king of minerals, with unmatched longevity, retention, and complexity. The last analysis adequately describes how society in general feels about this mineral, which is the source for all industrial zirconia.

Disclaimer! This is a synthetic data set, meaning that either the numbers, and/or the implied conditions of analysis are made up. The data is real, but you'll have to get me drunk before I spill the methodological beans. DO NOT operate analytical equipment that uses high voltage or ionizing radiation while smashed. It creates too much unnecessary work for the poor technician who has to come in and fix everything the next morning.