Euroblogging question
Does anyone know about, or blog at paperblog, either in english or a European language?
I'm a geochemist. My main interest is in-situ mass spectrometry, but I have a soft spot in my heart for thermodynamics, poetry, drillers, trees, bicycles, and cosmochemistry.
Does anyone know about, or blog at paperblog, either in english or a European language?
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Dr. Lemming
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Dear Hypothesis,
It’s after midnight, and I’m sitting all alone in the lab, thinking of you. I recall fondly how in the rush of spring meetings, you first revealed yourself to me though the coy implications of supposedly unrelated talks. I remember the passionate nights that followed, chasing up all the relevant studies, and probing the mysterious gaps in the literature with the passion of youthful expectation and optimism. The revelation that we had the analytical setup necessary to cement our relationship thrilled me to no end, and I wasted no time devising a scientific protocol. While I knew it wouldn’t be easy, I threw myself into the challenges and groundwork. Those were the days, when your geoanalytical implications beckoned with wild abandon.
Even then, I realized that confirmation could be testing, and though I was naive to the ion optical prowess necessary to perform the analysis, I none-the-less soldiered on. We all fantasize about the beauty of supporting experimental data, and I was obviously setting myself up in this regard. While our dataset can be called many things, beautiful isn’t one of them. Mass spectrometry is hard, and the scars can be disfiguring. Never-the-less, it was a learning experience. And while it isn’t perfectly clear cut, it is clear enough to tell me that we’re through.
I know this hard. It isn’t what I wanted either. But at this point, there isn’t much choice. Even our fat, round error curves are not broad enough to cover the observed scatter. You could show me perfect spots of countrate-limited beauty from now until dawn, and our probability of fit would still be negligible in the morning. I might as well just shut down the instrument.
I won’t, of course. I have a reputation to maintain, and even if I know our relationship is doomed, we’re booked in here for the rest of the night. So I’ll keep going through the motions until morning. The boys would think less of me if I packed up now, and I don’t want to come across as a wimp. But really, it’s over.
Please don’t be one of those hypotheses who keeps hanging around after your time. I’ll admit that I haven’t come up with a new hypothesis yet. As long as I thought there was a chance for us, I was loyal. But even if you do hide in the error bars and keep calling from the shelter of hypothetical artifacts, I don’t fancy your chances. I’m on the lookout for someone new, and you’ll only beat yourself up watching us go. I do wish you all the best, of course. You’re a very attractive hypothesis, and I’m sure there are lots of theorists out there willing to overlook your lack of actual data. And while I hope you don’t rebound into the eye of a delusional crackpot, it’s a bit awkward for me to give advice at this point in time.
In fact, you have every right to be angry. We were in love, and I really thought it would work out. Had the data allowed, I was ready to give you my name make you my Theory. It just wasn’t to be. Despite all that, I do need to stress that I am faultless in this matter. Science is to blame.
sincerely,
your EX-perimentalist
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C W Magee
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1:42 AM
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Labels: Daily grind (or polish), Pompous proclamations, Tricks for young players
The practice of citenapping is incompatible with anonymity. So, for example, if you state that a paper’s introduction needs to discuss the basic state of the literature, and you then ignore all the contributions from five of the half-dozen labs working on the topic in favor of a pile of papers all from, say, the University of Chicago meteoritics group, then the probability distribution of your identity over all people in the field is no longer flat.
So if you are using said anonymity to be condescending, dismissive, sloppy, or some combination of the above, it is less likely to hide you.
That being said, the stack of papers suggested are all quite good, if a bit repetitive. So the author appreciates the tip, even if they aren’t terribly pertinent to the topic at hand.
Just saying.
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C W Magee
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10:39 PM
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This plot, from exomaria, compares the relative radiation doses from various reactor accidents to that found on the surface of the Jovian moon Europa.
Anyone wondering why a mission to the Jupiter system needs radiation hardened electronics should look at this picture. For many scientists, Europa is the solar system's next best hope for hosting life. Fortunately for any would-be inhabitants, the icy crust of the moon should shield against all of this radiation.
For comparison, the daily dose on the International Space Station is similar to the Three Mile Island or Fukushima "3o km downwind" dose.
Posted by
C W Magee
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1:27 AM
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Labels: Outta this world
Update:
I originally wrote this blog rough draft 9 months ago. It got shelved because the prime minister to which it refers got sacked, and since then the new PM canceled the policty, had an election, came up with an amended policy, and then as far as I know shelved it. So the personalities involved have changed, but the overall situation has not.
The government unveiled its new overhaul of the Tax system, which include a resource profits tax of 40%. This has obvious implications for geology, since that is the science used to characterize and find all of these resources that provide the profits.
A few caveats:
Firstly, I despise the Prime Minister. I think he’s a smug, micromanaging, precious, condescending, myopic ratbag. I am similarly unimpressed with just about everything his government has done, with the exception of their financial crisis handling, which was OK.
Secondly, I’m gonna ignore the federalism issues here. Currently, mining royalties are paid to the States, as they own onshore resources and only offshore resources are federal. Obviously this federal resource tax would change all that, which is why the phrase “resources owned by all Australians” is repeated a zillion times.
The problem with resource booms in Australia is this: When the resource sector booms, Australia’s trade balance improves, and the Australian dollar gets stronger. This makes non-resource exports less competitive, and thus hurts the non resource-related part of the economy.
Mineral resources are non-renewable. So ideally, the wealth created by mining them should be used to strengthen and diversify the economy. In a boom, the opposite happens, because of currency strengthening and inflation related to industry demand.
So, some sort of boom-retarding economic adjustment does make sense. However, it needs to be done well. There is no shortage of current or historical countries which have squandered their mineral wealth and ended up dirt poor. And, unsurprisingly, it is not clear how this new tax will work.
The Government is notorious for not explaining how its policies are supposed to work. Most announcements are a curious mix of inside baseball terms and pandering platitudes, and all the tax reform announcements which I could find fit this pattern. However, a lot of the funds are earmarked for ‘infrastructure’. This could be useful, or it could be code for Pork. We really have no idea. However, the Government’s inability to communicate how programs work seems to be related to its tendency to pass reforms that don’t actually work, or that get rorted and ripped off. So I see no evidence that this is not such a debacle.
The thing is, it is really easy to actually summarize the problems of a 2 speed economy (export minerals vs. everything else) quite easily. There is no need to resort to condescending half-truths. Instead of repeating dubious talking points over and over robotically, they could actually tie the various current problems together into a compelling narrative. For example:
-Skilled export industries (be it IT, manufacturing, or education) are suffering because the dollar is being inflated by the export boom.
-Home loan rates are going up because higher interest rates are the only tool the bank has to cool off the overheating resource sector.
-Retailers are losing out to overseas online merchants because of the strong dollar
-International tourism (and education) is suffering for the same reason, coupled with the weak buying power of US and European currency.
These are all reported in the media as unrelated problems, and there has been no attempt by anyone to link them to overall macroeconomic management. No wonder they aren’t making any headway.
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C W Magee
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9:48 PM
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Labels: Political prattling
As everyone knows by now, there is a nuclear crisis in Japan. One of the reactors, despite shutting down correctly, has had a number of explosions and has leaked a frightening amount of radioactive material into the surrounding environment. We all know that nuclear reactors produce lots of highly radioactive waste, so hopefully I can clearly explain why.
Every atom has a nucleus, which contains protons and neutrons. The number of protons determines what chemical properties the atom will have, and thus which chemical element it is. Thus, every nucleus with 20 protons is calcium.
In order for the nucleus to be bound together, it must contain roughly equal numbers of protons and neutrons. However, large nuclei need more neutrons than protons.
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C W Magee
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12:00 AM
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Labels: Adequate explanations
Dear Readers,
What are the standard sizes for petrographic thin sections? Americans may answer in inches, of that is their standard. metric sizes would also be appreciated.
I seem to recall 1x2 inch and 1x3 inch from my days of youth, but I can't find any written evidence of that.
cheers,
Chuck
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C W Magee
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10:16 AM
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Labels: Superficial Shilling
While the world stands transfixed by the unfolding disaster in Japan, Qadaffi has been systematically mowing down the opposition in Libya. They Egyptian and Tunisian revolutions earlier this year suggested that a freedom revolution might be in the works. But if Qadaffi mass-murders his way back into power, that could all come to a screeching halt. His approach to mass demonstrations- killing everyone- gives modern dictators two choices:
Firstly, they can refuse to shoot, and end up deposed and exiled, like the ex-presidents of Tunisia and Egypt.
Alternatively, they can gun down the protesters, and remain in power.
The emergence of mass murder as a successful regime-preservation measure is not an encouraging sign. However, this technique appears to be catching on rapidly.
The key to this approach is to find soldiers willing to mow down civilians, and to then deploy them with vastly superior military equipment.
Two days ago, the King of Bahrain, which has seen heavy protests over the past month, ‘invited’ several thousand foreign Sunni Arab troops into his country to deal with his Shi-ite protesters. Last night, they decided to take the Qadaffi approach, and cleared the protesters out of Pearl square, setting fire to the protest encampment.
Like Qadaffi, they have also refused to allow medical professionals to access the wounded, barring ambulances, and locking down the hospital. If the approach works, why change it?
Western governments have suggested, to various extents, that it might be nice to prevent this carnage, but their attempts to do so through multinational agencies like the UN have been stymied by governments who have used the kill-everyone technique in the past. And unlike 1986, we seem to be either unwilling or incapable of bombing him again, despite all the trillions of dollars of defense spending and technological advances since that time.
The take home message, of course, is that simply gunning down huge crowds of unarmed civilians will not incur a penalty from the western world that is anywhere near as severe as the penalty of acceding to the people’s demands. So unless there is a sudden and dramatic turnaround in the western response to the Lybian bloodbath, the technique of shooting anyone who gets in the government’s way will become the most logical course of action for a wide variety of regimes. Thus, we will probably see a lot more of this sort of response in the future. Indeed, if tonight’s reports from Bahrain are correct, the Qadaffi approach is already being emulated in other parts of the Arab world.
Is this “change we can believe in”?
Posted by
C W Magee
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10:58 PM
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Labels: Political prattling