Mansplainer

So I bumped into Nelly Furtado the other day, and of course I immediately started to explain to her all about Atlantic hotspots and a couple of Canadian cities I’ve never been to and some styles of music that I don’t really know anything about, but she must have had something really important to go to because she walked away before I could tell her that she got the lyrics to her 2006 #1 UK hit all wrong:

Everybody listen to me

I walk in the door and you start fleeing

Come on everybody want to hear more?

Well actually this how it all goes.

Everybody get your pot to crack around

All you crazy people come gather 'round

I wanna tell you all one more point please

You either want to be deaf or flee me

Mansplainer: ignore work hard stupid libtard

Make you want to plug his hole

He’s a manslpainer what a blowhard catch you off guard

Stroke his ego's his one goal

He’s a mansplainer: ignore work hard stupid libtard

Make you want to plug his hole

He’s a manslpainer what a blowhard catch you off guard

Make you wish you never ever met him at all

And when he talks he talks with passion

When he stalks he stalks to interject shit

When he asks “but as you know” he means it

Even if you never understand it.

Everybody get your pot to crack around

All you crazy people come gather 'round

I wanna tell you all one more point please

You either want to be deaf or flee me

Mansplainer: ignore work hard stupid libtard

Make you want to plug his hole

He’s a man-slpainer what a blowhard catch you off guard

Stroke his ego's his one goal

He’s a mansplainer: ignore work hard stupid libtard

Make you want to plug his  hole

He’s a man-slpainer what a blowhard catch you off guard

Make you wish you never ever met him at all

No never ever met him at all

You wish you’d never ever met him at all…