Dirty secrets

It seems that my secret zircons are also obscene. This morning the client called up wondering where the results he wanted were. I emailed them last week. He hadn’t gotten them. A morning spent breaking a work email down into its component thoughts showed that his server thought my research was pornographic. Evidently the juxtaposition of ‘single’ and ‘dating’ in the same message was enough to classify my geochronology summary as pornography. I might email their webmaster and tell them their program is fucked- will the message get through?